Marriage is INSANITY

Random conversations between a married couple who not only suffer from their own mental dis-eases but are just generally weird as well.

I had just finished burping…

It was very loud and unexpected (thanks to some soda).

Husband: I was thinking about a movie, some dinner, come home and cuddl—(BIG FAKE BURP)— or we can just strip down right here and play naked twister!

Then I doubled over laughing.