Welcome to a glimpse of us: Every. Day.
- Husband: We should really put the dogs out.
- Me: We really need to go to bed, too; that’s not happening either.
- Husband: But us not going to bed doesn’t mean they still don’t need to POO.
- Me: But… they’re asleep.
- Husband: THEY WON’T BE WHEN THEY POOOOO.
