(via icanread)
Me: People are stupid! Apparently the world is going to end because this WILL happen again in 1000 years!
Husband: You are also stupid.
Me: What? Why?
Husband: Because it will also occur again in 100 years.
Me: Oh, well, THAT TOO…
Husband: It’s okay, I still love you even though you’re a dumb-dumb.