Marriage is INSANITY

Random conversations between a married couple who not only suffer from their own mental dis-eases but are just generally weird as well.

It's 6AM. This is normal.

  • Paul: Will they have raspberry jam?
  • Me: I don't know if they'll have it, we'll see.
  • Paul: WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE THESE?
  • Me: Bagel people.
  • Paul: *stares* You said that so matter-of-factly. Like they were Serbs or members of the IRA.
  • Me: *blink*
  • Paul: WHAT NATIONALITY ARE THESE 'BAGEL PEOPLE'? WHAT BANNER DO THEY FIGHT THEIR BAGEL WARS UNDER?
  • Me: PLAIN!
  • Paul: *blink*

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