Marriage is INSANITY

Random conversations between a married couple who not only suffer from their own mental dis-eases but are just generally weird as well.

The harder deal

  • Husband: *explaining his physics homework problem*
  • Me: *staring at him, pretending to have ANY clue as to what he means*
  • Husband: So, yeah, I can't seem to get the answer for the quiz which means I must have a miscalculation somewhere.
  • Me: Geez, that sounds ridiculous. I'm having a similar issue... *explaining my current vector tutorial homework* ... So, I'm going to have to finish the rest tomorrow because my brain is FRIED.
  • Husband: *also pretending to understand my plight* BLAH BLAH BLAH ME ME ME... *holds up his laptop with the physics homework on the screen* ...do you see this?
  • Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW BRAIN ZAPPING MESH GRADIENTS ARE WHEN YOU CAN'T GET THEM TO WORK RIGHT? I thought not. Mine's just as difficult so BITE ME!
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