Me:
You help create the baby which means you have to TAKE CARE OF IT.
Husband:
So, based on what I put in, I should only be responsible for like... a toenail.
Me:
NO.
Husband:
Well that seems like an equal amount of give and take to me. I'll even throw in the foot! I'll scrub the foot and then display it in all its clean, shiny glory!
Me:
No. No. No. Let me explain this to you in a way you might understand: Your contribution to making a baby is like giving to charity. You give the charity your $5 and then it makes its way into the corporation which grows it into something bigger. You are responsible for doing your taxes and at the end you receive a tax return credit. I AM THE CEO OF THIS CHARITY. I grow your sperm and output a baby which gets returned to you after 9 months. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SAID TAXES THUS YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SAID CHILD!
Husband:
I still think I should only have to worry about it's foot.
