He's always making me laugh
- **Coming in from the cold outside**
- Husband: *Gasp!* Piwi ("peewee" is a nickname for my nipples)! Are you percolating?
- Me: What?
- Husband: *play-grabbing my nipples* Peanut (right) and Kiwi (left) are percolating!
- Me: Stop that! LOL *covering my boobs*
- Husband: Oh my... (sing-song voice) you're percolating, percolating, percolating...