Marriage is INSANITY

Random conversations between a married couple who not only suffer from their own mental dis-eases but are just generally weird as well.

He's always making me laugh

  • **Coming in from the cold outside**
  • Husband: *Gasp!* Piwi ("peewee" is a nickname for my nipples)! Are you percolating?
  • Me: What?
  • Husband: *play-grabbing my nipples* Peanut (right) and Kiwi (left) are percolating!
  • Me: Stop that! LOL *covering my boobs*
  • Husband: Oh my... (sing-song voice) you're percolating, percolating, percolating...